gavinpivott:

damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing

bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

sonicpinballparty:

this is the highest quality piece of artwork i have ever created

(Source: sonicpinballparty)

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!

Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.

hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

morishigethecorpsefricker:

hot things to say during sex:

  • tally ho
  • gadzooks
  • boy howdy
  • holy toledo
  • land sakes alive
  • hello nurse
  • by gum
  • ay chihuahua
  • bobs your uncle
  • jumpin jehosa phat
  • sock it to me
  • shiver me timbers
  • win one for the gipper
  • shucky darn
  • fiddle faddle
  • oh my stars and garters

(Source: kazulchlsouda)

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!


"Tina"

(Source: drake-ramoray)

dederants:

afrig:

toweringstark:

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.

He hates everything.

But especially you.

that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.

IT’S SO CUTE

HEAD AND HATRED


sharkolympics:

this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.

(Source: nomedarisa)


sungmee:

if anyone ever asks why i like wayne brady so much, i’m just going to show them this video